From the Archives: Secrets and techniques of the Alien Growers Revealed! (1988)

From the Archives: Secrets of the Alien Growers Revealed! (1988)

A well-known author from California was held hostage by an evil Queen from Outer House who meant to maintain him as a pet, states Dr. Franz Berber, a number one San Francisco psychiatrist. The author, Edward P. Problem, managed to flee with the assistance of one other alien.

Berber, a well known hypnosis knowledgeable who makes a speciality of treating the wealthy and well-known, made this startling revelation at a current regressive hypnosis convention held on the College of Illinois, in Urbana, Illinois.

I do know revealing this data is a violation of my doctor-patient relationship, admits Berber, however I really feel it have to be finished within the curiosity of science and the way forward for the human race.

Based on statements made by the 42-year-old Problem whereas in a trance, alien beings have been inhabiting distant sections of the planet and harvesting plant materials from world wide. For some motive, the aliens appear significantly inquisitive about marijuana.

I’ve performed copies of the classes with Mr. Problem to many main specialists within the UFO discipline, and all of them agreed that Mr. Problem was kidnapped by an alien craft on October 16, 1986, says Berber. He disappeared for 2 weeks earlier than mysteriously returning to his dwelling with a case of non permanent amnesia.

What makes the disappearance much more suspicious was the very fact Problem was engaged on an article on UFOs for HIGH TIMES journal. After the editors rejected the article for lack of proof, Problem resigned from the journal and commenced documenting his idea with images. It was at the moment that he mysteriously disappeared. [See HIGH TIMES, Jan. 87, page 14.]

There have been many instances of individuals kidnapped by aliens, however that is the primary time an alien has tried to carry a human being towards their will for an prolonged interval, says John Holmstrom, govt editor of HIGH TIMES. This case represents a brand new and probably harmful twist on the present rash of UFO sightings.

Though Mr. Problem was contacted at his dwelling in Humboldt County, he refused to touch upon the story. Ed doesnt need to discuss proper now, explains his spouse, Sunflower. Have been nonetheless very involved that the aliens may come again.

Based on an unpublished manuscript obtained by the Weakly World Information, Hassles discoveries started after he observed a decline within the efficiency of the marijuana crops in his yard. At first this decline was attributed to the very fact the crops had been cloned for a number of years; so, Problem started rising from his unique seed inventory. Nevertheless, the standard of the crops continued to say no.

Problem put a 24-hour watch on the crops, and on the night of September 2nd, 1986, he noticed a small UFO hovering over his home. An extended tube with a suction cup on the top appeared from the underside of the craft. The craft descended till this tube was instantly over his largest marijuana plant. The craft glowed momentarily, then took off at unbelievable velocity, disappearing straight away. Problem contacted the police and wrote an account of the incident for HIGH TIMES. Everybody laughed at him, says Berber. It was the start of a really traumatic time for Problem. The police got here and simply confiscated his crops. He turned obsessed by a narrative nobody would publish.

Problem started visiting different marijuana growers within the space, and found everybody was experiencing an analogous decline in efficiency. Armed with solely a pocket book and digicam, he traveled from one grower to the following. Every night time he stored vigil over a unique patch of hashish crops. Inside a couple of weeks he photographed a number of alien crafts.

Nevertheless, on the night of October sixteenth, whereas Problem was alone in a marijuana patch, he mysteriously disappeared. Ed went to the patch, we noticed some flashes of lightningand he by no means got here again, Sunflower was quoted as saying on the time. Two weeks later, Problem appeared in his personal yard, confused and disoriented. He had no data of what had occurred, and was stricken by insomnia and anxiousness for a number of months. Lastly, he sought therapy with Dr. Berber.

Who’re these folks?

Who’re these unusual aliens, and what are they doing on earth?

They’re star vacationers from a unique photo voltaic system, explains Berber. They’re principally very wealthy vacationers who’ve grow to be uninterested in life on their very own planets. They will stay on Earth so long as they dont intervene with life right here, however most of them spend their lives in fixed house journey, since its the one method to keep perpetually younger.

There are literally two totally different alien civilizations visiting the planet, and they’re in fixed competitors which one another. They used to make use of the planet as a searching floor, says Berber, however after they killed off all of the dinosaurs, their governments signed an settlement to not disturb the planet any longer. It was at the moment that hashish was launched to Earth within the hopes it might assist pacify what had grow to be a really violent planet.

Based on experiences revealed in a current difficulty of The Alien Occasions, Problem and the Alien Queen engaged in a smoke-off. For 4 hours, the Queen introduced out dozens of various forms of cannabis, every time providing the pipe to Problem after taking a success herself. The hash was so sturdy Problem may barely perform, however he pretended to be unimpressed. You could have one thing higher than this, he informed the Queen. This one tastes like Colombian dirtweed.

Youve tasted higher? requested the incredulous Queen.

Positive, stated Problem. Im on my method to the HIGH TIMES harvest competition in Amsterdam subsequent month. Theyve bought a lot better dope than this.

Ultimately the Queen may smoke no extra, and left on her anti-gravity sofa.

At that time, the little gray males surrounded Problem and commenced patting him on the again, says Berber. Problem turned an instantaneous hero. One of many gray males befriended him and ultimately helped him escape.

People are the results of breeding experiments performed with a number of species of apes. The aliens are far superior to us in intelligence. Consequently, they pay little consideration to man and his minor accomplishments. Theyre principally inquisitive about harvesting the purest and best resin droplets from the tops of the best marijuana crops.

And what concerning the little gray males? As normal, the reality is stranger than fiction: They’re the Queens offspring, test-tube grown and genetically altered to make them into servile creatures someplace between man and canine. They spend their lives catering to the Queens each whim.

With a view to populate her kingdom the Queen has fixed sexual activity, generally with different aliens, however principally with human captives. The captives are all the time launched quickly after copulation.

Problem was given a tour of the alien develop rooms earlier than being launched. Whereas below hypnosis he informed of enormous vats of pure resin being produced by cell division. Curiously sufficient, this artificial resin shouldn’t be thought-about nearly as good because the best Humboldt sensimilla.

Within the meantime, Problem has not left his home since he returned. Eds not on the lookout for any publicity, says Sunflower, hes simply hoping this complete factor will blow over quickly.

Excerpted from The Mysterious Case of Ed Problem, revealed by The Weakly World Information.

Excessive Occasions Journal, April 1988

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